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 Update # 20 : Action Figures!
      - Updated by Somari Stryker on Saturday, December 22, 2001
Today we have a real treat for you guys.  I have made a comic.  Not just any comic, but a comic that was made using REAL ACTION FIGURES!  Yessiree.  Episode 1 of Action Figures has already launched.  Be on the look out for new ones soon!
Also, a new link in the Links Section!  Megaman Xtreme Team!

 Update # 19 : Christmas break is here again!
      - Updated by Somari Stryker on Wednesday, December 19, 2001
Yes.  Today was the last day of school for me until after the new year.  Still no sign of GBEh?.  He should be back soon enough I hope.  I added Luigi's Moves today!  Make sure you look at my cool picture of the Luigi Hurricane that I edited myself!  I'm so proud!  I'll update again soon.  Later.

 Update # 18 : Goodbye Somari's World..
      - Updated by Somari Stryker on Sunday, December 16, 2001
Well, I haven't updated in a week.  Oh well.  You probably didn't miss me anyway.  I just wanted to say goodbye to Somari's World.  Truth is, it sucks.  It isn't turning out like I hoped it would.  uhh......Luigi's Mansion Review by Gold Deity!


 Update # 17 :  Nuthin.  Nada.
      - Updated by Somari Stryker on Saturday, December 8, 2001
Well, I have absolutely nothing to update today except for a comic.  Enjoy.

 Update # 16 :  The Most Dramatic Update Ever!
      - Updated by Somari Stryker on Friday, December 7, 2001
Well, guys.  Here I am.  All alone.  No GBEh? to bother me.. Sigh... What will I ever do without him?  He has been here from the start.  He's been here even longer than you all.  you.....all......Hello?  Don't we have any viewers? Aw man!  Why?  Why does it have to end this way?  Why?  Tell me this!  Wait... You can't tell me this because you're not here!  Aww crap!  Ah, well at least we have Zelda and Gold Deity.  Uhh... Guys?  Where are you??  Zelda?  Help!  I feel so alone!  Please help me get over this!  Gawwwd.  Looks like I gotta go at this alone for a while.. Ok.  So begins my neverending quest to save GBEh?.  And I'll start by giving you guys my newest game review!  Chrono Trigger!  And.... Somari's World in JPG Format! Yay!

 Update # 16 :  At least Pokey The Penguin is in Color!
      - Updated by Somari Stryker on Thursday, December 6, 2001
I have recently received information that our fellow staff member GBEh?'s Computer has been hacked by a renegade group of hackers.  I am very sorry for this and I hope that he can get it fixed.  All of his hard drive is being erased.  His RPG, his reviews, and all his pictures are gone.  Somari is sad.  Hopefully we will pull together until he gets settled again.  Until then, I leave you with the last argument that I had with my longest staff member, Liam Gallagher.. Oh yeah, and a comic at the end too.  Heh.

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GBEh?: says:
you may not know it but iam a really good writer.
GBEh?: says:
:knock on wood:
Somari  says:
besides you horrible misspelling errors?
GBEh?: says:
yes
Somari  says:
ya know, I've stopped revising your reviews.
GBEh?: says:
lol
Somari  says:
I usually don't read them until I have them up on the site.
GBEh?: says:
thats not good
Somari  says:
I don't care
Somari  says:
why don't you do it
GBEh?: says:
umm, my computer was made shortly after the first world war and I type um up with notepad
Somari  says:
pftttttttttttt!  :spits water all over monitor::
GBEh?: says:
ya
Somari  says:
gaaawd!  Notepad?!?!
GBEh?: says:
yup
Somari  says:
It's amazing your computer actually has a modem!
GBEh?: says:
i know!
GBEh?: says:
its freaky
Somari  says:
Wordpad is bad, but come on!
Somari  says:
Notepad!  Geeeeez!
Somari  says:
you suck man!
GBEh?: says:
cut it out!
Somari  says:
Notepad sucks!
Somari  says:
Your reviews suck!
Somari  says:
Your life sucks!
GBEh?: says:
ya but you live with what you got!
Somari  says:
Your mom sucks!
GBEh?: says:
f**k man that crosses the line
Somari  says:
Your family sucks!
GBEh?: says:
you little bastard!
Somari  says:
lol I just foolin around.  dont take me serious.
Somari  says:
go ahead and insult my mom
GBEh?: says:
ok:clenches fist:
GBEh?: says:
i wont
GBEh?: says:
any fucking way anything new?
GBEh?: says:
GRRRR
Somari  says:
huh what?
GBEh?: says:
never mind, so...


 Update # 16 : You can pin em' up too!
      - Updated by Somari Stryker on Wednesday, December 5, 2001
Yep.  I gots me some new Pinups.  I hope you like em.  As the title says, you can pin em' up too.  I have every one of them posted up on my wall in my room.  I suggest you do the same.  They're pretty cool.

 Update # 15 : Terribly Sorry, Old Chap.
      - Updated by Somari Stryker on Tuesday, December 4, 2001
Sorry guys but I was sick yesterday, and I did not feel like getting on the computer at all.  I added Gold Deity's staff info today.  I have also added Zelda's New Luigi Interview!  I have made up for the missing comic with yesterdays and todays comic today.  Oh yeah, By the way, SSBM came out yesterday the 3rd and I recently bought it.  Now all I need is a Gamecube and I'm all set.  I guess I can wait till Christmas.  Onward Ho!  Oh yeah, Everyone has been asking me why Kamek is in my comic.  In case you are wondering, My sister Vivid is used by the sprite of Kamek.  Hehe, sorry for the terrible puntuation.  Later.

 Update # 14 : Yes, I do hate alliteration.
      - Updated by Somari Stryker on Sunday, December 2, 2001
Today, We celebrate the release of three of our slackingest members.  Hilt Garrison, Jerry Plabo, and Clumsworth Shyman.  Me and GBEh? have decided to get rid of them.  They have done nothing for a very long time.  In place of them, we have a new member.  Gold Deity.  A very good Anime style artist.  He has agreed to draw us all anime renderings for the site.  I hope you enjoy them.  I will have his staff entry soon.  Until then, Somari's World episode 2!

 Update # 13 : Another Review!  We're on a roll!
      - Updated by Somari Stryker on Saturday, December 1, 2001
Happy December!  Today I have the first episode of Somari's World!  I hope that you like it!  I cleaned out the comics section a little and I added another one of GBEh?s Gamecube reviews!  Rogue Leader!  And last but not least....