fanfic 8

Super Smash Bros. Melee:

Send in the Yoshi's

Written by Lugia1218

Email: lugia1218@aol.com

Title: Super Smash Bros. Melee: Send in the Yoshis.

PLOT: Mario's best sidekick, Yoshi is leading 9 other Yoshis to defeat Mario.

Mario can't hesitate or he'll lose. Will Mario come through, or will he end

up dino-wrangled?

Cast:

Mario

Pikachu

Yoshi

Bowser

Peach

Zelda/Shiek

Link

Samus

Kirby

After a tough fight with Link, Kirby, and Giant Bowser, Mario decides to

figure a strategy to fight Yoshi and his gang.

Mario: What am I-a gonna do? I can't-a fight-a Yoshi. He's-a my friend. This

is gonna be-a the hardset-a thing-a for me to do. How will I-a..........

Then, Bowser comes with an anrgy look.

Bowser: Curse you, Mario! Because of you, I've been humiliated. AND you've

advanced straight to the Multi-Man Melee. But wait. I shouldn't be TOO mad.

YOU have to fight Yoshi. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mario: Shut up-a, you big-a, fat-a, ug-a-ly-a, creep!

Bowser: BIG FAT UGLY CREEP?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Why, thank you.

Mario: I've-a really got to stop insulting-a him like-a that.

Then, a mysterious person appeared and kicked Bowser away.

Mario: Who are you?

Shiek: (female voice) My name is Shiek. I've come to dispose of Bowser.

Bowser: Uhhhhhhh, good-bye. (dashes off like a coward.)

Mario: Wow. Tha....................

Sheik: I only did it because Bowser's bad. Next time, I'll focus on you.

(disappears)

Mario: ????

Later, Pikachu was resting from the last battle with Giant Bowser. Then,

Kirby appears. Pikachu was nervous because he thinks Kirby wants revenge.

Kirby: Don't worry. I mean you no harm. I'm your friend.

Pikachu: (sighs) Pika pika pika chu?

Kirby: Nope, no hard feelings.

Then, Link and Zelda appeared.

Link: Hey, guys. We came to tell you that the fight is starting soon.

Zelda: We have our seats assigned in the front row.

Kirby: Alright! Front row seats. The closer the view, the better the view.

Pikachu: Pika!

STAGE: Yoshi's Story

The stage was set and Mario waited for the fight to start.

Announcer: 3 2 1 GO!

Yoshi with nine other yoshis. The real Yoshi was green, there were 3 blue

yoshis, 3 yellow yoshis, and 3 pink yoshis.

Mario: Well, this is it.

Peach: GO, YOSHIS!

Mario: Hey! What about-a me?!

Peach: What ABOUT you?

Zelda: Hmph. Some girlfriend SHE is.

Pikachu: Pika chu chu chu.

Kirby: Yeah, she should be supporting Mario. After all, he IS her boyfriend.

Link: Women are so delirious.

Zelda: (stomping on link's foot.) And what's THAT supposed to mean?!

Link: OW! Hey, I didn't mean you.

Yoshi: Hey, guys. Let's attack Mario!

Mario: Oh No!

The yoshis gathered around Mario. Then, they lifted him, used him as a

ball, and played catch with him. They seemed to have fun with this

questionable attack.

Mario: AAHH! HELP ME!!

Pikachu: Pika?

Kirby: Hey! Mario can't be treated like a beachball! That's MY job!

Link: How is Mario supposed to win now?

Zelda: Hmmmmm, I have an idea. Pikachu, go get a melon from the melee market.

Pikachu: (nods) Chu. (runs off)

Kirby: Why couldn't I get the melon?

Link: It would be in your stomach by the time you got back with it.

Bowser: Hoho! Lucky day! Lucky day! Seeing Mario tortured by 10 yoshis, what

a treat!

Venderman: Here's your bucket'o'drumstix, sir.

Bowser: Ooh! Thank you. (chows down) BURP!!!! (with his mouthful) GO, YOSHIS!

Pikachu: (with a huge melon) Pikachu.

Zelda: Perfect. (takes melon and throws it down the arena.)

As the melon fell to the stadium floor, all of the yoshis turned, dropped

Mario, and ran toward it. They were all arguing over who gets to eat it.

Blue Yoshi 1: Back off, it's mine!

Blue Yoshi 2: What do you mean YOURS?

Blue Yoshi 3: No way! I want it!

Pink Yoshi 1: Oh, no you don't!

Pink Yoshi 2: Yeah, I saw it first!

Pink Yoshi 3: Excuse me, YOU saw it first?!

Yellow Yoshi 1: I need it the most!

Yellow Yoshi 2: No, I DO!

Yellow Yoshi 3: NO! ME!!!!

Yoshi: GUYS! GUYS! Let's not argue over this melon. We all know that the

leader gets to eat it. (gulps it down)

Other Yoshis: GET HIM!!!!

Out of anger, the other yoshis knocked their leader off the stage. Mario

came and KO'ed the rest of them. Once again, he won the fight.

Bowser: WHAT?!?!?! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!

Pikachu, Zelda, Kirby, and Link: ALRIGHT!!!!

Peach: Oh no. I put a good bet on Yoshi.

Mario: You said you were on MY side, too.

Peach: Well, I.....uh........

Mario: Forget it, Peach. I thought you really loved me. I'm leaving.

Peach: Oh, no you won't!

Mario: What?

Peach: You CAN'T leave me. I'm your girl.

Mario: But you betrayed me.

Peach: I betray whoever I want whenever I want.

Mario: This isn't like you at all, Peach. Ever since you entered this

competition, you've been getting harder and harder. You said you would never

change!

Peach: I say a lot of things, Mario.

Mario: Well, either you promise never to betray me again or I'm leaving you!

Peach: I'M the princess and I won't allow any of that to happen!

Announcer: Starting tomorrow, the Metal Melee. Mario VS Metal Samus.

Mario: Samus?

Samus: That's right, Mario. Me.

Peach: See you tomorrow. I'll be rooting for you.

Mario: Thank you, Peach.

Peach: I WAS TALKING TO SAMUS!! (leaves)

Mario: I don't get it, Samus. She never did this to me before.

Samus: There's a lot more to us women than you think. I imagine that it's

this whole tournament that's made her like this.

Mario: What can make her stop?

Samus: Don't worry, Mario. I have a plan that can get you and Peach back

together.

Mario: I'm listening.

Bowser: Hey. Peach hates Mario now?! This is perfect! But wait. That Samus

person is trying to get Mario and Peach together again. I've got to keep this

from happening. And I think I know how.

Then, a mallet fell on Bowser's toe.

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Captain Falcon: Hey, SHUT UP! (throws a pokeball at bowser and an angry

venusaur pops out and stomps on bowser until he's knocked unconcious.)

What it Samus' plan? Will Mario be able to defeat her in her metal form?

Find out next time on the next episode.