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Fighter's Destiny

By: Zelda's Fox 38

People, I'm going to pull a "GBeh? on a Quest destruction" bout and say that this game . . .really, totally, fully, and completely sucks. This is the crappiest fighting game I've ever played, and I've got to say one of the worst I've played, too. Let me explain why.

1) No flashy moves. About all you get is a little blue ball and sometimes a little bit of a reddish flash. Not even close to as cool as . . .oh say, Samus' missle shot.

2) Hell. They are OBSESSED with that word. You can only use hell so many times before it becomes stupid. In fact, one of the character's attacks has a 75% rate of using that word. That seriously is asinine.

3) The stages are a cube on black grounds in front of some sort of picture of a crud-made room. You thought the Kirby stages were gay; well, you have seen nothing yet. This is the epitemy of gay.

4) It is TOOOOOOOO EASY!!! I bet this game in one shot, master level, no problems. All you have to do is *gasp* knock a person to the ground. OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S JUST TOO DIFFICULT!!!!!!!

5) Music/sound effects? I couldn't hear them, just the stupid actor's voices of the fighters.

6) Stupid characters. Sure, it's cool that you're mixing up nationalities, but get serious. A joker from Russia??

If you dare to play the game, I suggest Valerie (from Germany) or Abdul (from . . .Uh . . .I don't know). They are quick and have some nice knock-down moves. But seriously, pass this up. You want a good fighting game? Well, go rent one of the Super Smash Bros. or Killer Instinct series. They at least can do their jobs well.

Music: 1/5-I need to hear it, dang it!!

Sound effects: 0/5-Dear god, don't let me listen to those actors again!!!

Time to learn/play: Too long. Way too long. 5 seconds is too long.

Total rating: I'm not going to even give it a mathematical judgement, for it's not fair to my calculator.