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Space Ghost Coast To Coast (SSBU Style)

Episode 1- The Great Saiyaman!

Tansit: Welcome to Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Special Guest Starring: Somari Stryker and Chewbacca! We also have with us: Brak, Zorak, Moltar, and Me, Tansit!

Space Ghost: Greetings Citizen! I'm Space Ghost!

Zorak: And I'm Zorak.

Moltar: And I'm Moltar.

Tanzit (It Deep Manly Voice): And I am the one whom they call Tansit.

Space Ghost (1 eyebrow raised): Right. Anyway, let's get on with the show. Let's bring out our very special guest, Somari Stryker!

Brak: And I'm Brak!........Oops..

(Somari appears on the TV)

Somari: Hey Space Ghost.

Space Ghost: Greetings Somari.

(5 seconds of Silence)

Space Ghost: So....Somari.......What exactly is it that you do?

Somari: Well, I am the Webmaster for a website called SSBU.

Space Ghost: What? Webmaster? What is that?

Somari: Well, a webmaster pretty much owns and deals with a website.

Brak: I had a website once..

Space Ghost: What is this "Website" of which you speak?

Somari: Well.... It's a site......

Zorak: ....On the web.

Somari: Exactly.

Space Ghost: The Web? Hmmmm.....

(Space Ghost imagines a giant Spider web. Then he imagines a spider on the web with Somari's head on it and the words "Webmaster" tatooed on it's abdomen. Space Ghost's Thought ends.)

Somari: And that's why they call it Guacamole.

Brak: Fascinating! I used to have a guacamole. No wait... That was a parrot.

Space Ghost (Pointing power band laser at Somari): Back you evil Spider Webmaster fiend!

Somari: What?

(Space Ghost zaps Somari, barely phasing him.)

Somari: Ooh.. That felt wierd... Good try though.

Space Ghost: Why you little cockerspaniel! I oughta....

Somari: Oooooooooooh... Is the baby throwing a tantrum?

Brak: Let me see! Let me see!

(Brak hops up on Zorak's Shoulders)

Brak: Goooooooo Somari! Whooo!

Space Ghost: Grrrr....... That's it! Full Energy to Power Bands!!

(Space Ghost blasts Somari with incredible force. Cut to SGC2C building on Ghost Planet. The lights in the building are flickering. Suddenly a big puff of smoke comes out of the windows.)

Brak: Wuh oh. That's not good.

Zorak: Great going Space Ghost. Come on Brak. Let's go watch TV.

Brak: Good thinkin'. See ya later Space Ghost.

Space Ghost: see ya later guys. Ummm.... Somari? Are you all right? Somari? Helloooooo?

(the monitor lay in the chair busted.)

Moltar: Space Ghost... I think you killed him..

Space Ghost: What? Killed him? no.......No......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Moltar: Don't worry. It wasn't your fault.

Space Ghost (Crying): Yes it was! If it werent for that giant spider and his web, none of this would have ever happened. Why me? WHY ME?!?! Sniff!

Tansit: May I have a word in this?

Moltar: No.

Tansit: But I was just going to say..

Moltar: Go away.

Tansit: Fine..

(Cut to Brak and Zorak watching Cops)

Brak: I wish I was a cop.

Zorak: Me too! I could loot stores and get away with it!

Brak: No, what I meant was that I could get some donuts.

Zorak: Brak?

Brak: Yeah?

Zorak: You're a retard.

Brak: I CAIN'T HELP IT!

Zorak: Let's get some cop costumes and rob the 99 cent store.

Brak: Can't we just get some donuts instead?

Zorak: Fine. I'll take care of the store, you get the donuts.

Brak: Rightyo, Officer Zorak! That's what they say in the Law Enforcement business don't ya know.

2 Hours Later:

(Cut to a cemetary. Moltar, Space Ghost, Tansit and Chewbacca are standing around a newly dug grave with the monitor in it. Brak and Zorak, Dressed like police officers, come rushing to the scene.)

Brak: Sorry! Are we late?

Moltar: Shhhh...

Brak: oops.

Zorak: Uhh... I hate to interupt this moment of silence, but what the hell is going on here?

Space Ghost: We're having a funeral for Somari

Chewbacca: Raaaawr! Grrr Raar! Raaaaaaaaaawr!

Tansit: Zorak, would you like to say a few words?

Zorak: Nah, not really.

Tansit: Brak?

Brak: Why certainly. Somari was a very good Webmaster. A very good Webmaster indeed............ Uhhh.... I didn't know him very well, but he had a very cool web page. I liked it, although I don't know what it is. And so, dear Somari Stryker, I leave you this donut in your grave.

(Brak drops a donut with pink icing into the grave)

Brak: Goodbye Somari! Forever may your soul rest in peace.

Chewbacca: Raaaaaaaaawr! Graaar! Raaraaar!

(Credit's Roll down the page but everyones voices can still be heard.)

Moltar: Somari, you were too cool to comprehend. I mean you were way beyond cool. Cool to the max.

Space Ghost: Can it Moltar! It's my turn to talk. Somari, I don't know what happened, but for some reason I imagined that you were a spider and I zapped you. I don't know if you will forgive me, and I don't blame you if you can't forgive me. I misjudged you as an evil arachnid spinning your evil Web Site. If you can find it in your heart, please don't misjudge me like I did you. I'm really a pretty good guy once you get to know me. Good bye Somari. That's all I can say.

Brak: So, Can we bury him now?

Hi! Somari Here! I just wanted to point out that this script is completely ficticious and I did not actually die. My Address is qsceightyeight@hotmail.com if you want to E-Mail me, but I recommend you don't as it will annoy the living heck out of me and you won't like me when I'm angry. Support SSBU! Good night everybody!