interview 7

Mr. Game & Watch

Written by Zelda's Fox 38

Ah, yes. The joys of Christmas vacation. I enjoyed mine rather well, what with getting a lava lamp and Poke'mon Crystal. I never knew that Poke'mon games were addicting. -_-;

But now, I must get back to work. And that requires doing an interview. But . . .Dang. . .Who do I need to interview? I've done Mario, Luigi, Samus . . .Too many!! AGGH!!

Luckily, I didn't have long to think about it. Somari sent me my next assiginment. I'm to interview . . .What? Somari, he's lame!!

Somari: (disgusted) Come on, you had to interview him sometime.

ZF38: (ticked) But he's not really even worth my time! He's still 8-bit, and not even that!

Somari: (angry) YOU WILL INTERVIEW HIM RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK!!!!!!!

Damn. So, I have to interview . . .Mr. Game & Watch . . .Ugh . . .

ZF38: (sour) You're lucky I want my paycheck, Somari . . .

MG&W: (mad) Hey!! You have to interview mah-wah! Do it, now!!

ZF38: (bored) Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Game & Watch. Woo.

MG&W: (really agitated) . . . . .

ZF38: (shruggs) What? I don't know or like you.

MG&W: (still mad) And yet you seem to get along with Bowser nicely . . .

ZF38: (giving the evil eye) Let's just start this . . . . . . .So, how old are you, anyway?

MG&W: (calming down) I'm ageless. I am a god. I will live forever.

ZF38: (blank) *blink*

MG&W: (confused) What? I will!

ZF38: (slowly growing angry) Do you want me to test that? Because right about now, I will . . .

MG&W: (mad again) YOU DARE THREATEN ME, A GREAT NINTENDO STAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??

ZF38: (laughing) Oh . . .My . . .God . . .you mean they still give you a check after all the others? Samus' game whooped yours in 13,481 new ways! Even for it still being on NES, in this era!

MG&W: (Super-Pissed) I AM THE GREATEST, HEAR ME? THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZF38: (sarcastic) Yeah, sure, whatever. And I'm the Queen of England.

MG&W: (impressed) Really??

ZF38: (ticked) . . . .You're pretty dumb, aren't you?

MG&W: (angry again) I AM THE SMARTEST TOO!!!! I AM A MASTER GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gannon: (wait a sec. . .) NO, I AM THE MASTER GOD!!!!

All right. I don't know WHY everybody thinks it's okay to drop into my interview when they feel like it, but it makes me SO MAD THAT I START YELLING STUFF OUT AND . . .

ZF38: (Super-Sour) ALL RIGHT!!! OUT OF MY INTERVIEW RIGHT NOW, GANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gannon: (shocked) ! I'm leaving!

MG&W: (proud) See? The true Super Smash Brothers god would have NEVER ran away . . .

ZF38: (rolls eyes) If you're a god, go give yourself a papercut and see if you bleed.

So that stupid Mr. Game & Watch left for a little while. I grabbed myself a Pepsi and watched some t.v. while that stupid little idiot tried to stab himself with one of my gag rubber blades. Sometimes having gag weapons is one of the best ways to protect yourself if robbers come. Especially if you find inventive way to use them . . .

MG&W: (yelling) I can't get any blood yet!!!!!

ZF38: (right back) Try something else!! (whispering) Give yourself a fatal wound while you're at it . . .

Then there was a sudden bang! I turned around to see what was wrong, but I knew by the t.v. what had happened. . . .

Actress: (to some other guy (I hate Soap Operas!)) Someone set up us the bomb!

ZF38: (confused) What the hey! Me no talking right?

MG&W: (embarassed) I oopsed!

ZF38: (still disturbed) Do what you did?

Mr. Game and Watch really had screwed us up now! He had hit my dad's latest weapon, the Lingo-gobyby (I know, stupid name . . .), and now no one had the ability to speak any understandable English anymore! What was worse was that he sent it flying off into deep space, making it impossible to fix from my room!!! I WAS TICKED OFF!!!!!!!!

ZF38: (disgusted) You never-minding . . .FOOL!!!!

MG&W: (questioning) Now what I do? God that I am, not should be fixing!

ZF38: (frustrated) Help you will!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andross: (entering my room) What in world? Aye, my mach-in-ic!

Okay, now that's worse. Speaking not only bad English, we had an obvise problem with Gunganese too. And spelling errors . . .AGGH!! I HATE YOU, MR. GAME AND WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: (okay . . .now where did he come from?) What happened has.

Fox: (this is getting seriously stupid . . .) Break jail. Uh-oh.

Samus: (seriously guys . . .please knock before you enter . . .) Boing, agh!! Me going to kill HIM!!!!

ZF38: (agreeing) My being first!!

Andross: (seriously ticked off) Wesa gotta get dat back. Then I kill him.

ZF38: (stumped) Fox.

Andross: (surprised) Oh, him do dat too.

Fox: (not amused) Going is great today. Not, Zelda Fox!!

ZF38: (ditto as above) You talken later. You live with him for -13 years.

Andross: (mad) What the banana!! And to think mesa created you . . .

MG&W: (nods) I known with kids . . .Gots 3 of my own . . .

ZF38: (shocked) !!!

Link: (impatient) Let's go not find, and seek do, okay???!!!

ZF38: (whispering . . .) Not you, Mr. Pain in @$$ . . .because . . .

So, on Samus' ship, we went out and hunted down the hunk of aluminum and titanium that Mr. Game and Watch had hurled out the window. On the way, I had to prevent at least 27 attacks on Andross from Fox, 92 the other way around, 138 attempts to end Link's life by Ganon, 43 tries by Zelda to steal medical supplies out of Samus' ER, and 1 attempt by Mr. Game and Watch to blow himself up with helium. I should have let him finish . . .

Samus: (reading weird stuff off of her ship's screen) Reading of Macbeth . . .

MG&W: (confused) Shakespere.

Samus: (cursing) Idiot that you are!! Not Shakespere? Planet.

Zelda: (whoops . . .heh heh . . .guess I forgot to check my lock . . .) Wee! Ship go VROOM!!!!!!!

ZF38: (disapproving) Lame lame lame.

Samus: (continuing) Macbeth going. Machine there.

Andross: (estatic) Hoo-fricking!

So we landed on Macbeth. And we found . . .

Cats: (laughing) All your base are belong to us!!

ZF38: (mad) What the Saturn is it!

Cats: (embarassed) Ooops, me not cats . . .me . . .

*ripping noise of a mask*

Samus: (shocked) MegaMan!

MegaMan: (ashamed) Dang, I had dumb mask on? Well, under this be. . .

*ripping noise of a mask*

Link: (bewildered) Dr. Robotnic.

Dr. Robotnic: (slaps himself) AGGH!!!! I can no get good mask!! EGADS!!!!

*ripping noise of a mask*

Scooby-Doo: (well, figures . . .) Rarth rader?

Darth Vader: (laughs) Yes, I am *gasp* Darth Vader?

ZF38: (frowns) No, you not.

Darth Vader: (disagrees) Yes, I be!!!!

ZF38: (frowns) No, you not.

Darth Vader: (disagrees) Yes, I be!!!!

ZF38: (frowns) No, you not.

Darth Vader: (disagrees) Yes, I be!!!!

Fox: (yelling) WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD????????

Andross: (returning) NO I DO NOT!!!!!

Fox: (answering) TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!?!?!?!?!?!?!? BAH!!!

Samus: (stunned) *blink*

Zelda: (equally amused) *blink*

Link: (giggling) Hee, a loser he be!

Darth Vader: (mad) All right, I ar be . . .

*ripping noise of a mask*

ZF38: (confused) Wait . . .Pokey. From the bound of Earth?

Pokey: (grunts) ALL BOW AT MY FEET IF YOU WANT YOUR LANGAUGE BACK!!! MUH HA HA!!!!

Andross: (disappointed) Lame, weeally lame.

Samus: (ditto) Yeah, this is like SOOOOOOO lame! Just like let me like take care of that!

*booming noise as Pokey & Andross' machine blow up*

Pokey: (crying) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

Zelda: (nods) Wow. That was cool!

Ganon: (agrees) Yeah. Let's go home so we can go do something else.

Link: (questions) Wait . . .Where's Mr. Game and Watch?

*in hell*

MG&W: (begging) HAVE MERCY!!!

Satan: (laughing) HA, HA!!!! *gives Mr. Game and Watch a noogie*

*back on Venom*

Samus: (stating the obvious) That was a quick trip.

Link: (agreeing) Welcome to using a plot hole. But still, where is Mr. Game and Watch?

ZF38: (consoling) He's gone to a better place . . . .

*silence for reflection*

Andross: (glaring) Let's get some ice cream before I decide to kill Fox.

ZF38: (nodding) Ice cream's good. Let's go!

And so we had some ice cream. Nobody got hurt, due to the fact that I knocked out Ganon and my dad and tied them up in my room. I got the paycheck for this interview after I convinced Somari that I had asked question, so now I don't have to do this for a while.

Unless I get to interview Marth . . . .

Dr. Robontic: That was the saddest exuse for my cameo ever!! And I've been in fighting games!!

Fox: Why does Samus' ship play mall music?

Samus: This was lame. Real lame. I need some of that interview cash!!!!!

Mr. Saturn: BOING goes the DONKEY KONG!!!

Link: *blink*

Andross: Did that even count as a quote? Oh, dear god, I'm wasting mine!! Hail me!!

Ganon: This means something . . .This is a sign . . .

Zelda's Fox 38: Damage costs? Oh, come on, Somari! I was hired to kill him by his wife!!