fanfic 4

Super Smash Bros. Melee:

THE SHOWDOWN!

Written by Lugia1218

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these guys. Every Super Smash character

belongs to their rightful owners at Nintendo, in which I am not one of them.

The Heroes:

Mario/Dr. Mario

Pikachu

Link

The Villains:

Ganondorf

Mewtwo

Bowser/Giga Bowser

The Other Guys:

Yoshi

Captian Falcon

Luigi

Ness

Pichu

Samus

Donkey Kong

Fox

Falco

Jigglypuff

Mr. Game & Watch

Ice Climbers

Kirby

Princess Peach

Princess Zelda/Sheik

Cameo Appearances:

Adam Sandler

Rob Schnieder

Limp Bizkit

PLOT: The evil Bowser is sick of being defeated by Mario. So, he once again

captures Peach and holds her hostage. He also captures Zelda and brainwashes

her as her alter ego, Sheik. When Mario hears about this, he teams up with

the hard-core Captian Falcon and the small, but tough little pokemon,

Pikachu. Together, Mario, Pikachu, and C.F. must get all of the help that

they'll need to fight Bowser, who is accompanied by Ganondorf and Mewtwo,

snap Shiek out of his spell, and save Peach before her fate is sealed. Think

it'll be easy? Well, see how "easy" it is when they go up against the

ever-powerful Giga Bowser!

HERE WE GO!

Deep in the dark regions of Bowser's lair, Bowser throws a major fit

about his many losses to his enemy, Mario. In fact, the big guy is furious.

He just loathes the fact that he can never defeat the italian-accented

plumber. Many of his plans and cheating strategies have failed time and time

again.

Bowser: ARGH! That blasted plumber! Every time I try to win the Melee

Tournaments, he's always ruining them all! I wish there was a better way to

win.

He thinks for a moment and gets an idea.

Bowser: Hmmmmm, I might not be able to win by myself, but maybe I could form

a team....no, an ALLIANCE! Yes, an alliance that can defeat ANY of the Stupid

Smash Bros without even trying. But, where am I going to find someone who

will want in on all this?

He began his search. In the Pokemon Stadium zone, Mewtwo also had a

serious grudge. A grudge against Pikachu, the only one ever to defeat him.

Mewtwo: This cannot be. That little rat has beaten me and made me lok like a

fool in front of everybody. This cannot be my destiny!!!

Mewtwo unleashed his rage by destroying the place he was in. There were

smoke and flames and broken pieces of the stadium.

Mewtwo: Behold my power! I am the strongest pokemon in the world! Stronger

even than Pikachu!

Then, Bowser showed up.

Bowser: So, you say you are the strongest? Well, they may see you as just a

mere pokemon, but I see you as a valuable partner.

Mewtwo: Partner?

Bowser: Yes. You could be useful in my group. How would you like to join me

and you can prove your worth to all who oppose you?

Mewtwo: What is in it for me?

Bowser: Your strength will increase and the whole world will respect you and

never even dare to try and stand up to you. You will be my right hand

pokemon. What do you say?

Mewtwo: (thinks it over) I accept your offer.

Bowser: Excellent desicion. For your first task, I want you to gather up

another fighter to join us.

Mewtwo: Anything to be even stronger than I am right now.

Bowser: Hahaha.

So, Mewtwo searched. In the Battlefield zone, Ganondorf was on his knees

swearing revenge on the warrior known as Link.

Ganondorf: CURSE YOU, LINK! You have ruined me! I almost had you within my

grasp. But because of you, I'm nothing! I wish I could be stronger than not

only Link, but anyone else!

That's when Mewtwo appeared.

Mewtwo: I see that you also want to be stronger than anyone else.

Ganondorf: What's it to you?

Mewtwo: We all want the same thing; greatness, invincibility, and power. Come

with me and join our alliance. Then, you will become powerful and respected

by all. No one can stop us.

Ganondorf: Anything to become powerful. Count me in!

Mewtwo: Great. We must go. Bowser awaits our arrival.

Ganondorf: So, Bowser's in charge of this operation, eh? Well, that's good

enough for me. HAHAHA!

Mewtwo: Once this alliance is complete, we will wreak vengeance on all who

humiliated us.

Ganondorf: Even Link?

Mewtwo: Yes. Especially Link. And others.

Ganondorf: Sweet.

Mewtwo and Ganondorf arrive back at Bowser's lair.

Bowser: Now that we've united to form this unbeatable alliance, we will all

get what we want. Ganondorf, you will finally get back at Link. Mewtwo, you

will finally stick it to Pikachu. And I will finally get my revenge on Mario!

Now, it's time to begin Phase1. Ganondorf, bring me Princess Peach so I can

torture her with my darkness. Mewtwo, find Princess Zelda, get her to become

Sheik, and use your psychic powers to control her to our side. And I will

start construction in Final Destination for the biggest Super Smash Bros

Chalenge ever!

Bowser heads to his bedroom.

Bowser: Then, I'll dump those losers. Once the world is in my control, I

won't need them anymore. This universe will be mine! ALL MINE!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, just outside of Princess Peach's Castle, Mario comes to pay

Peach a little visit. Peach comes and welcomes Mario.

Mario: Hello, my sweet honey bunch. It's-a me, Mario. I've come by to show

you the trophy for my victory against the Master Hand.

Peach: Oh, Mario. It's wonderful.

Mario: Yes, I know. I'm surprised myself.

Peach: Hey. Weren't there other fighters who defeated the Master Hand?

Mario: Well, the only two I know who also had the advantage were Pikachu and

Link. They also won the same trophy I won.

Peach: You mean the man with the sword and the cute yellow mouse who uses

electric attacks? I've heard about them. They're pretty strong and popular.

Mario: Not as popular as me though. Hey, are Luigi and Yoshi here?

Luigi: Hey, bro. I heard you beat the Master Hand. Great job.

Yoshi: Only those who have defeated the Master Hand are considered the

greatest Melee fighters. And you're one of them.

Mario: Yes, well. I...........

Suddenly, Ganondorf broke through the window.

Mario: MOMMAMIA! Who are you?!

Ganondorf: Chill, mushroom-breath. I've come for the princess.

Peach: OH NO! MARIO, HELP!

Mario: Let go of her!

Ganondorf was too fast for Mario. He dashed out of where he came from

with Peach in the speed of light.

Mario: Oh no! Peach! Now, who am I going to take with me to a romantic dinner

at my favorite italian restaurant?

Luigi: Cheer up, Mario. You can save her! You always do.

Mario: You're right. Luigi, you and Yoshi stay here.

Yoshi: Aw, can't I come?

Mario: Not this time, Yoshi. I'll be back, I promise.

Luigi: Be careful, Mario. He's no Bowser. But he's fast.

Yoshi: Faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.

Mario: God, I hate that stupid blue porcupine. Gotta run, c'ya!

Mario went after Ganondorf. Meanwhile, at the temple, Pikachu drops by to

challenge Link to a battle, with Princess Zelda watching them.

Pikachu: Pika pika. Pikachu.

Link: Oh. Hi, Pikachu. Did you come here for a battle.

Pikachu: (nods his head) Chu.

Link: Alright, I accept. But, I'm gonna win this one.

Zelda: Be careful, Link. Pikachu defeated the Master Hand once.

Link: And so did I. He may be one of the most greatest melee fighters. But,

I've beaten him more than once. There's no way way I can lose to him. Ready?

Pikachu: Pika!

But before either one of them could strike first, Mewtwo appeared.

Pikachu: PIKA!

Link: Who is that?!

Mewtwo: I have come for Sheik.

Zelda: You want Sheik? Well, here she is!

Zelda transformed into Sheik, leaving Link and Pikachu surprised that she

is TWO fighters in one.

Link: Zelda and Sheik are the same person?!

Pikachu: Pika pikachu?

Sheik: That's right. Prepare to pay the price of defeat!

Mewtwo used his psychic powers to control Sheik's mind.

Sheik: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Link: ZELDA!

Pikachu: Kachu!

Sheik: (in a dark voice) I am no longer Zelda. I am now Sheik.

Link: What have you done to her?! You're gonna pay!

Mewtwo: Sheik, take care of him!

Sheik responded by knocking out with her Needle Storm. Pikachu rushed

over toward the injured and unconcious Samus. Sheik walked slowly toward

Pikachu, who stood his ground with his cheeks sparking.

Pikachu: (growling) Pika!

Mewtwo: Forget about him, Sheik. We should get going to Final Destination.

Bowser has everything set for the ultimate showdown.

Pikachu: Pika pikachu?

Sheik: (looks at Pikachu) You got off easy this time. Just stay out of our

way.

Mewtwo and Sheik take off, leaving the spared life of Pikachu behind.

Then, Mario shows up.

Mario: Pikachu. Did you see Ganon...(gasps) What happened to Link?!

Pikachu: Pika pika chu pikachu! (imitates Mewtwo) Pi pi pi! (imitates Sheik)

Chu chu!

Mario: Mewtwo came and controlled Sheik to take out Link and now they took

off?

Pikachu: (nods) Pikachu.

Mario: Oh no! This is serious!

Link: (recovering) Ohh. My head. Mario? What's going on here? (remembers)

Mewtwo. Sheik! Of course! They must have tooken off after they trashed me.

Mario: Do you know where they went, Pikachu?

Pikachu: Pikachu. (imitates Bowser and uses sign language to spell out "Final

Destination")

Mario: Bowser is at it again?!

Link: And is setting up a big fight in Final Destination?! This can't be good.

Mario: Ganondorf must be in on this, too. Maybe he took Peach so Bowser can

torture her again.

Link: We can't let those guys win.

Roy: And you three have the advantage.

Pikachu: Chu?

Marth: You guys were able to beat the Master Hand. Anyone who does that can

beat almost anybody.

Roy: We're with you all the way.

Marth: Good luck.

Mario: Yes. That's-a right. We might have what it takes to stop them. those

bad-guys will regret the day that they messed with the Melee champions! What

do you say, guys? Are you in or out?

Link: I'm in!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Mario: SUPER SMASH BROS FOREVER!!!!

Pikachu: Pika pika pika.

Mario: What'd he say?

Link: He said were not brothers.

At Bowser's lair.

Bowser: Excellent work. Peach will be locked away in the chamber full of

ghosts.

Peach: You won't get away with this, Bowser. Mario will come and stop you!

Bowser: Not this time, he won't. Ganondorf, lock her away.

Ganondorf: Right away.

Bowser: And Mewtwo, tell me why you're keeping Sheik under your control?

Mewtwo: Somebody has to keep those three menaces at bay.

Sheik: I will destroy those Melee champions. They cannot win.

Bowser: I see. Welcome aboard, Sheik. You can stand guard and when you see

Mario and his frineds, CRUSH THEM!!!

Sheik: Yes, Master.

Bowser: Mewtwo, come. We need to work on our special Giga Vortex. When we

bring the fools down, we'll toss them into the vortex and close it before

they can escape from it. Then, no one will stop us. It's time we turned the

champs into chumps! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later, the three melee champions went through Icicle Mountain with two

tag-alongs.

Link: Hey, Mario. Did the Ice Climbers ever defeat the Master Hand?

Mario: No, I don't think so. Why?

Link: Then, WHY did we invite them along for the ride?

Pikachu: Pikachu?

Mario: Well, they're the only ones useful against Icicle Mountain. If there's

anyone can reach the top, it's the Ice Climbers.

Blue I.C.: Almost to the top.

Pink I.C.: Almost to the top.

Mario: Almost to the top?

Link: Almost to the top?

Pikachu: Pika pikachu?

Then, a rumbling noise was heard from everywhere. An avalanche started

pouring down.

Blue I.C.: AVALANCHE!

Pink I.C.: AVALANCHE!

Mario: MOMMAMIA!

Link: THIS IS BAD!

Pikachu: PIKA!

Pikachu almost fell off. But, Link grabbed him by his tail. Mario lost

his balance. But, the dangling Pikachu grabbed him by his arm.

Mario: Pikachu! You're not strong enough!

Pikachu: Pika pika chu pikachu.

Link: You're right. We need more muscle to get us out of here.

Blue I.C.: We gotta pull them up!

Pink I.C.: But how? We're don't have enough strength.

As luck may have it, Donkey Kong came.

DK: Did someone say "strength"? That happens to be my specialty!

Everyone Else: DONKEY KONG!

DK: That's me. Now, hang on, guys. I'll get you up.

With plenty of ease, DK pulled the three champs up onto the top.

Mario: Thanks a bunch, King Kong.

DK: IT'S DONKEY KONG, NOT KING KONG!

Mario: Sorry.

Link: Hey, funky monkey. Can you tell us which way is Final Destination?

DK: Final Destination is far east.

Pikachu: Pi?

Mario: FAR east? But we need to get there FAST!

DK: Well, why didn't you say so? I know who can help you.

And so they went to Corneria and seeked Fox McCloud and his conrad, Falco.

Fox: So, you want to get to Final Destination as soon as possible. Well,

you've come to the right place.

Falco: Just hop in our ship and we'll get you there in no time.

Fox: Mario, you're with me. Pikachu and Link, go with Falco.

Falco: Ready to go, guys?

Link: Yes! Let's go already!

It didn't take long when reached the Final Destination stage. Fox and

Falco wished the three good luck and took off. Meanwhile, back at Peach's

Castle. Luigi and Yoshi invited Roy, Marth, Captian Falcon, Fox, Falco,

Donkey Kong, the Ice Climbers, Kirby, Ness, Samus, Jigglypuff, Mr. Game &

Watch, and Pichu.

Luigi: This is Channel 51.

Yoshi: Mario's gonna be on.

Ness: Who's he fighting?

Captian Falcon: I'll bet it's Bowser again.

Kirby: That's pretty obvious.

DK: Mario's not fighting alone.

Fox: Pikachu and Link are helping out.

Falco: They went to fight Bowser, Mewtwo, and Ganondorf.

Blue I.C.: We helped them.

Pink I.C.: We're #1!

Samus: What about Zelda? She's become Sheik and Mewtwo brainwashed her.

Mr. Game & Watch: Wait. Zelda is Sheik? Sheik is Zelda? They're both the same

person?!

Jigglypuff: (singing) Jigglypuff jigglyyyyyyyypuff.

Everyone fell asleep through Jigglypuff's song. She got mad and drew

graffiti on them. Soon, everyone woke up.

Pichu: (turning its back for a moment) Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuu........

Captian Falcon: What are you doing?

Pichu: Pi pi.

Everyone Else: Ewwwwww!

DK: Mr. Game & Watch. Change Pichu's diaper.

Mr. Game & Watch: WHY ME?!

At the Final Destination stage. Mewtwo viewed the arrival of Mario's

group.

Mewtwo: They have arrived.

Bowser: Good. Let them come. We have a little surprise in store for them.

Mario: Where IS everybody?

Pikachu: Pika chu.

Link: I wish this place wasnt so deserted.

Mysterious voice: Stop where you are! We cannot allow trespassers!

It was the mind-controlled Sheik. She leaped down from her high place and

took her fighting position.

Mario: Shiek? I thought she was on our side.

Link: Hello? Pikachu told us she's being controlled by Mewtwo. Remember?!

Pikachu: (sighs) Kachu.

Sheik: Enough! Prepare to die!

Sheik charged at Mario. But Link knocked her away with his sword.

Link: I've never hit a woman in my life. But you were pushing it beyond the

limits.

Sheik: Insolent fool! Nobody attacks Sheik like that!

Mario: Woman or not, I'm gonna send you down the pipes!

Sheik quickly struck Mario with a Needle Storm and laughed diabolically.

Sheik: You are next, you little rat!

Pikachu: (angrily) Pikachu!

There's nothing Pikachu hates more than being called a rat. He used his

speed to confuse Sheik. Then he jumped in the air and used his Skull Bash.

Then, he finished her off with a Thundershock. Sheik was defeated and free

from Mewtwo's psychic control.

Link: Alright, Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pika (shouts in pain)!

Pikachu may have beaten Sheik. But, he was somehow wounded in the arm by

Sheik's lightning fast attack.

Mario: This looks like a job for (changes outfit) Voila!

Link: Your name is Voila?

Dr. Mario: No! It's-a me. Dr. Mario. Alright, little buddy. Just relax while

I patch up that nasty cut.

Dr. Mario bandaged Pikachu's arm. Pikachu was happy and was ready to help

the other two face Bowser. So, off they went. Meanwhile, in the dungeon of

the ghosts.

Peach: I hope Mario shows up quick.

Ghosts: Hello, Princess. Glad you could join us. Now, we will haunt you

forever! HEEHEEHEE!

Peach: Oh no you don't

Peach had enough of being defenseless. So, she thrashed each and every

ghost until they retreated.

Peach: Nobody messes with the princess.

The heroes entered the zone and the three nasty fighters were ready for

action.

Bowser: We meet again, Mario. And I see you've brought along a couple of

friends. I've got allies of my own as well. We will crush you.

Mewtwo: It has been a while, Pikachu. You have disgraced yourself serving

those two humans. No offense, Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: None taken.

Mewtwo: You will go down with them.

Ganondorf: The same goes for you, Link.

Link: So, who fights who first?

Bowser: It doesn't matter. This is a battle royale.

Mario: Looks like this is going to be a match between us heroes and those

villains. Everybody, fight your own nemesis!

Link opposed Ganondorf, Pikachu challenged Mewtwo, and Mario squared

against Bowser. Everyone at Peach's castle were viewing this fight on the

television.

Roy: Whoa. This is something. Those three are matched up with their own

enemies.

Marth: Mario VS Bowser, Pikachu VS Mewtwo, and Link VS Ganondorf.

Samus: This doesn't surprise me. It's only natural that the heroes would want

to fight off the same villains they've been up against.

Ness: I wish there was someway we could help those guys.

DK: We can't. Hey, wait. What's that strange green glow back there?

CF: It looks like a Giga Vortex or something.

Fox: I certainly hope that those guys don't fall in there. Who knows what

could happen?

Falco: I know I don't want to find out.

Jigglypuff: Jiggly jigglypuff!

Pichu: Pichu pichu pi pi pichu!

Luigi: Come on, Mario. You can do it!

Adam Sandler and Rob Schnieder: YEAH! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!

Everyone Else: Who are YOU guys?!

The clashes in the showdown were brutal for the good guys. The bad guys

were gaining the upper hand.

Mario: It's no use. We'll never beat them at this rate.

Link: But we can't quit now.

Pikachu: Pika pikachu.

Mario: Wait a minute. What are we doing? We're the Melee champions. We each

defeated the Master Hand. We can't just back down. We gotta kick their butts!

Come on, you two. Let's work together!

Link: Yeah. Let do this!

Pikachu: Pika pika!

The now-newly-confident heroes got up and gave it everything they got

when they beat the Master Hand. Things were looking up. Link sent Ganondorf

flying. Pikachu thundershocked Mewtwo who fell down to his doom. Mario

grabbed Bowser's tail and spun him around and sent him soaring toward the

giga vortex.

Mario: Alright. We did it!

Link: We won again!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

In the hall, the no-longer-controlled Sheik recovered and heard a distant

call for help.

Sheik: That sounds like Peach. She's in trouble.

She rushed to the dungeon and broke down the door.

Peach: Sheik. Where's Mario?

Sheik: I think him, Pikachu, and Link are fighting Boswer. Let's go find them.

The heroes were happy with their victory.

Mario: That wasn't so bad.

Pikachu: Pikapi!

Link: Let's go home.

Just when they thought they reigned victorious, the giga vortex opened

and Bowser came looking much bigger and more monsterous. He had become Giga

Bowser.

Giga Bowser: YOU THOUGHT YOU BEAT ME YET? WELL, YOU'RE WRONG!

Mario: MOMMAMIA! That's a big ugly-looking monster!!!

Link: I get it now. Bowser must've been consumed with so much giga energy in

that vortex that he mutated into Giga Bowser.

Pikachu: Pika!

Mario: We can still beat this guy!

Mewtwo: I doubt that!

Mewtwo came back and used his psychic powers to disable the three.

Ganondorf also revived and gave them each a beating.

Ganondorf: The honors are yours, Bowser.

Mewtwo: We prevented them from escaping so that you could finish them fast.

Ganondorf: Now, we can rule this world!

Giga Bowser: WHAT'S ALL THIS "WE" STUFF? CAN'T YOU TWO FOOLS SEE THAT I'M TOO

POWERFUL THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE USE FOR YOU? YOU CAN NEVER BECOME

UNBEATABLE LIKE ME! FORGET THIS ALLIANCE STUFF! I FIGHT SOLO! THIS WORLD IS

MINE, ALL MINE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mewtwo: We have been betrayed!

Ganondorf: We should've known better than to trust Bowser!

In anger, Mewtwo and Ganondorf enabled Mario, Pikachu, and Link to fight

again.

Mario: Why are you two freeing us?

Ganondorf: Let's just say that we've been had by that overgrown reptile!

Pikachu: Pika pika pikachu?

Mewtwo: Yes. We WILL help you three fight him.

Link: Great. Thanks a lot, guys.

Ganondorf: Don't get too comfortable. Just because we've agreed to help you

take Giga Bowser down, doesn't change a thing. When THIS is over, we'll

settle our score!

Link: Have it your way.

Then, Sheik and Peach came.

Link: Sheik!

Mario: Peach!

Pikachu: Pika!

Sheik: I found Peach and freed her. We've decided to help you beat this creep.

DK: And so have we.

Yoshi: We can;t let you guys have all the fun.

Luigi: Like you said, we can beat him if we work together.

Captian Falcon: Let's show him our moves!

Ice Climbers: This big ugly freak needs to chill!

Roy: We gotta give it everything we got!

Marth: No matter what happens, don't give up!

Ness: We will win!

Fox: Giga Bowser's going down!

Falco: There's no way he can beat us all!

Kirby: He's too big for me to swallow!

Mr. Game & Watch: Lalalalalalalalalalala.........Huh?

Jigglypuff: Puff! Puff! Jiggly! Jigglypuff!

Pichu: Pichu! Pi pi chu chu! Pichu!

Ganondorf: He'll pay for double-crossing me!

Mewtwo: He is the third person who has used and betrayed me!

Samus: We will vanquish Giga Bowser once and for all!

Adam Sandler & Rob Schnieder: WE CAN DO IT!!!!!!

Limp Bizkit: C'MON! KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN! KEEP ROLLIN

ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!

To the music of Limp Bizkit, Mario, Pikachu, Link, and the rest of the

gang gave all that they had against Giga Bowser. Giga Bowser slowly weakened.

Then, the three melee champions were ready to finish him off. Link slashed

him with his sword, Pikachu gave him a painful thundershock, and finally,

Mario ended it all by striking the powerless Giga Bowser with a big powerful

punch in the jaw. Giga Bowser went falling straight down to his death. When

he hit the bottom, he caused a huge earthquake. Everybody got out of the

Final Destination zone just in time before it was blown to kingdom come.

Mario: Whew. Well, everybody. We won!

Everyone Else: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WOOHOO! ALRIGHT! AWESOME!

Link: And we couldn't have done it without you guys.

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Ganondorf: Well, Link. I swore I would fight you after this is over. So,

let's go! C'mon!

Link: (sighs) Okay.

And just like that with one hit, Link sent Ganondorf soaring into the air

until he was out of sight.

Mewtwo: Well, Pikachu. Now I will fight you.

Pikachu: (growling with his cheeks sparking) PikaCHU!!!!!!

Pikachu electricuted Mewtwo severely. Then, Sheik came up.

Sheik: (patting Pikachu's head) Good work, little friend. I'll take it from

here. (turns to Mewtwo) This is for brainwashing me!!!!!

Sheik struck Mewtwo with a Needle Storm. Then, Mewtwo went tumbling down

the cliff.

Link: You really got the stuff, Sheik.

Sheik: (transforms back into Zelda)

Zelda: Call me Zelda.

Link: Whatever you say (he and Zelda kiss)

Mario: Ahh, isn't this romantic?

Peach: That reminds me. Mario, come here. (she and Mario kiss)

Pikachu: Pika pika?

Jigglypuff: Jiggly! (she and Pikachu kiss)

Pichu: (turns its back)

Mario: What's he doing?

Pichu: Pi pi.

Everyone Else: EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Adam Sandler & Rob Schnieder: HE DID IT!!!! (they high-five each other)

Then, everyone went back to their normal lives.

THE END!