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Mario Party 1, 2 and 3

By: GBEh?

Ok guys today Iam doing a review on......... Mario Party 1-3! It all starts off in the first game were fo some reason a bunch nintendo buffs(Mario, Luigi, DK, Yoshi, Peach and Wario) are in a syupid fight about whos a SuperStar, toad says that the olny way to see who is the real SuperStar is to go on these adventures. The main Idea of these games is that four people can play in a wide va-ri-a-te of mini games on a borad game like systeme, sadly, most of these games suck. The sides a heavly stacked, about 70% relly suck hard and the outher 30% are relly quite good. Most of us asume that a c-qill will be better the its predasesser, saddly as you go along the Mario Party games get worse, sorta like how SuperMario RPG is like BFG in Duke Nukeum and Paper Mario is like stubing your toe. The main reason why MarioParty 2 and 3 suck so much is because the games bloody cheat. Its hard to injoy building up pilesof coins, collecting a whole truck load on stars and tons of kinda nea items if some how the computer always gets perfect rolls leading to geting giant masses of coins by come how going around the board 2 times in one turn with a roll of 3. One thing that has in proved in Mario Party 3 is dules, they were introduced in MP2 and expanded on in MP3. Before(in MP2) you olny got in to a dule if you landed on the same space as some one else, now, in MP3 there are whole dule boards so in sted of having a mini game at the end of ever turn you have 1 or more dules. Also in sted of olny having one type of dule per board there are tons and tons of um. I would say that its the best part of MP3. All tho there are 3 games, a huge libary of mini games, the addition of dules, lots of boards in diffrent styles I would have to say that the MP franchise is a complety failer. In 3 games they olny found one thing that works(dule) and a lot of things that eather don't work or are just plain stupid(a lot of the mini games, cheating computers, buggy mini games, taky bords, bad graphics and name). I would olny recamend this game if you were:A)A millionare who could aford this kinda crap.B)Going to smash it to little bits and then stamp on thos bits.C)Planing to get hit by a bus.D)Just plain stupid. or E)If I hated you and wanted you to waste your money.

Strategy-Nahh, no mini games of this type.

Sports-Nahh, no mini games of this type.

Shooter-Nahh, no mini games of this type.

Racing-Some of the better mini games are races.

RPG-Nahh, no mini games of this type.

Puzzle-Nahh, no mini games of this type.

Platform-Yahh, the're there. To bad they suck.

Fighting-Nahh, no mini games of this type.

Arcade-This pritty much covers all of um. To bad eh?

Adventure-Nahh, no mini games of this type.

There you have it, one halfs assed game.

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