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Super Mario 64
By: Clumsy

What's up this is Clumsy from SSBU. I'm new here so this is my first review
(and hopefully not my last). Anyway I'm here to tell you about the game that
helped the Nintendo 64 system get to here it is now. That's right, Mario 64!
This game is one of the best Mario/Nintendo games ever made. This game has
some mad graphics; They are so clean and have brilliant colors in it. Not to
mention the way you can move the camera up, down, and all around. The object
of the game is to save that dumb blonde princess Peach. In order to do this
you most collect at least 70 of the Power Stars of the 120. The game starts
by Peach reading a note inviting to Mario to the castle. When Mario Reaches
the castle the Lakitu Bros.. Come rushing to the Warp Pipe and tells Mario
that Peach has been kidnaped by Bowser. Now then that's something you hear
 in every Mario game. You soon find out that Mario has some new moves like the
butt pound, a punch/kick combo (emmmm combo), he can even do a belly slide and
 a wall jump. When Mario enters the castle a voice, probley bowsers tells you to go
 away no ones home. Do you think Mario's that stupid? Maybe, but he wants that
 darn cake so he wonders around for a few seconds finds toad and
tells him that the doors with a star and a number can only be opened by Star
Power. There are a total of Fifteen worlds ( A list of them all on the
bottom). These worlds are filled with bad guys, some old some new. There are
the almighty caps that you must have to beat some stages. These are the
Winged Cap, The Metal Cap, and the Invisible Cap. You get theses caps in
special levels, except the Metal Cap.


The 15 Worlds

World One: Bob-omb Battlefield

World two: Whomp's Fortress

World Three: Jolly Roger's Bay

World Four: Cool Cool Mountain

World Five: Big Boo's Haunt

World Six: Hazy Maze

World Seven: Lethal Lava Land

World Eight: Shifty Sand Land

World Nine: Dire Dire Docks

World Ten: Snoman's Land

World Eleven: Wet-Drty World

World Twelve: Tall Tall Mountain

World Thirteen: Tiny Huge Island

World Fourteen: Tick Tock Clock

World Fifteen: ??????????????

The Ratings


** Strategy: Some what


**Sports: You do a few races


*Shooter: You do get shot out of cannons


**Racing: Look up at Sports


Role Play: None


***Puzzle: On the third floor the worlds are kinda puzzles


*Platformers: Ony in the bowser Levels


***Fighting:You kick the crap out of three bosses and Bowser three times!

Arcade: um....um...NO!


*****Adventure: One word, duh.


Over all : This game is good the first Million times you play it but
it starts geting boring.